Ever wondered what the 1958 onion futures ban was about?

! ! ! THE GAME HAS NOT BEEN PROPERLY TESTED, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! ! !

Your objective is to either crash the stock value (BAD ENDING) or reach a total monopoly (GOOD ENDING) by acquiring a large amount of bananas. Upgrade your monkeys and their sheer quantity to amass capital gains while trying to avoid the police (not properly implemented).


WASD - Move

Mouse 1 - Interact

Scroll - Zoom In / Out


Known Issues (I solemnly swear to fix at least some of them):

  1. Monkeys are bad at understanding unrealized gains / losses
  2. Monkeys don't have any emotions :(
  3. Monkeys really like to move in straight vines
  4. New York may burn and crash (at the same time)
  5. Central park was burnt to ground
  6. The Police have really fast hands
  7. The Police are masters of stealth
  8. Bananas ripen too fast
  9. Bananas sometimes like to fly
  10. 2008 Stock-market crash experience

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